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The Lucky Donut
There's this one lone donut sitting on the platform.
Then a bunch of new donuts drop down to join him, and one of them says; "Hey, how did you beat us here, we were made only a bit ago?"
And the lone donut says; "I've been here a while, with the others, but they're gone now."
"You mean you didn't get picked? Why didn't you?"
"I don't know, nobody wanted me I guess. Maybe a fly landed on me or something."
"Wow, most donuts get eaten in a short time. You're lucky man."
Then all the new donuts are gone, and the lone donut is alone again.
Then a new group of donuts come down, and one of them says; "Hey, what are you doing here? This place is for only donuts."
"I'm a donut, the same as you. But I didn't get picked."
"Then you must be lucky, because most donuts don't last long."
Then all those new donuts disappear. Later a new group comes down, and one says; "Are you a donut? You're getting sort of crusty on top, and mushy on the bottom."
"Yeh, I'm a donut like you, but I didn't get picked."
"Wow, I didn't know a donut could be so lucky as you!"
Then all of those new donuts are gone. Later another group appears, and one says; "This place is for donuts only, you're in the wrong place!"
And the lone donut says; "I'm a donut, was like you, but I didn't get picked."
"You're a donut?!!! Wow, you must be the luckiest donut ever!"
"Yeh, I guess so."